Prior to Tytania Strange finding out that her father needed a pacemaker ZOMGRIGHTNOWORELSE and going two straight weeks without sleeping because when they say "PACEMAKER NOW" then make the appointment for over a week from now, a person tends to get antsy, we presented Act I of the Abridged Pirates of Penzance. At long last, (with another 36 hours ( Read more... )

Pirates has closed after a successful run of performances to nearly full capacity. In honor of the event, I bring you Pirates of Penzance Act I- abridged for modern audiences

Act I

Pirates: Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate song you don't know!

Pirate King: Congrats Frederic, you're now a full-fledged pirate!

Frederic: Cool! By the way, I quit and I'm going to ( Read more... )